Adventures of Beer N Black

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HOOK
I’m just a big rooster rooster, wonderin who the
Hell let these hens up out they coop
I know I’m a lot better when I’m not by myself
So I’m assembling all my troops
I know you gotta cru-u-u-u-ush on me
I gotta lil thing for you too
I know you gotta cru-u-u-u-ush on me
I gotta lil thing for you too, you sweet thang

Tweeter
The music gets slower slower, bodies get lower lower
Trying to find the courage just to come over over
Take your hand out to the flo-or
Like we ain’t strangers, as if I know ya
I promise you I ain’t trying to set up no booty call

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Tweeter
What do you do with life when you know you’re dying
Where do you go when no one points the way
What does it take to convince yourself you’re flying
And why does everything turn so old and gray
Cuz you don’t wanna be the only one without a ticket to the big show
And you don’t wanna look back on the days you spent and wonder what if
Tick tock on the clock, time goes at the speed of light, never let it pass you by
Instead of holding onto the string you could be the kite
Life is a plane, be a flight

HOOK
I…been living this way, right now I don’t know what to think about anything
I…got love, good friends, ain’t a damn thing wrong with the world I’ve made
But…at times when I think about my life I feel like I’m missing out on everything
I…will never be satisfied, every other day it’s time for a change

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JRock
I’m evil this rhyme is Frankenstein, give me some lightning
when I strike, this shank is mine.
I’m taking time, no banking on breaking mine
Gimme my lab coat … that goat and a bottle of shine.
I’m stressed out, need to lay down and stretch out.
Get fifty cent, two quarters bench press cows
I’m mad wow. Crazy. Baby maybe, Hades made me
Get the club shaking looking kinda like it’s Haiti
Incredible, vegetable medical maybe you shady lady
Experimental shit like giving rabies to babies
Hold on – what?

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JRock
I was born – then I died. Born again lyrics coming from the inside
Better late than never, it’s like my fate was severed
Then reattached with straps from my back pack
That’s how I rap, strapped smooth as the Rat Pack
But these days all I hear is crap rap
How can I stand back as man when fans demand that
I give em what I’ve got shots now you haters stand back (uh)
I tell the truth to gods, circumcise the lies
I hate that I’m wise, don’t trust the shakes from the snakes in disguise

This words wed is very special to us because this song is dedicated to and about one of our best friends who died of cancer – 3 years to this date. His words come at the end of the song. We miss you Big Dave. You’ll never be forgotten. (You can follow his charity at Big Dave’s Big Gift. )

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HOOK

Looking in the mirror, Do I like that man I see?
Or have I just become another memory forgotten (You’ll never be forgotten)
I crack that window open farther and begin to breathe
And for the moment, I’m free to be me. (You’ll never be forgotten)

Tweeter
I’ll never forget the time that Big Dave was told
That he would die before he turned 28 years old
And sure enough, the Lord came and took him away
And now I’m looking to the skies screamin What the hell I pray for?
And I ain’t tryin to act tough but I never cried a lot
But when Dave went to Heaven, man I thought I’d never stop
Even though I knew about it for a year and a half

Why be shy?

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Tweeter
I’m hungry for that bigger picture like a starving artist
I’ve found your home ain’t just where your house is, it’s where your heart is
And my heart it is lawless, my soul is flawless, I’m oh so polished
So off with his head I’m callin to all of my cryptic bosses
They awesome, they call themselves roller coasters
Leavin them holy ghosts motionless, nauseous, they mostly hosses
We cause divorces, meet ya girl at the markets or while they joggin
I don’t care what they want me to call em, I just wanna get
They bras and they drawers and all they laundry fallin off em
Bang em in closets or beat it up in the hallway, I go the farthest, I’m hot as August
Get they titties and gluteus booty’s movin, dipped in sauces
And stand back, HAHAHAHAgasp, pause, clap my hands CLAP and licked it off em

Probably one of our most underrated but favorite songs.

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Tweeter
Is it just me or is the world committing suicide
Leaning towards the latter in this matter of a do or die
But what’s really the difference in between you and I
I’m the one who chooses to wonder who dies who survives
I’m trying to climb this mountain but you done took my boots
While I’m lookin for this fountain, I found that I’ve lost my youth
Often I’m off in my room, I often call it my booth
Smoking and coughing Lost in this argument, the bass causin the roof
To fall apart, it’s marvelous, once tall as a obelisk, talking the truth
It dissolves in the proof, and tomorrow’s new
They the tracks I’m walkin through, these are the cracks I’m falling through

Sometimes you just gotta make a little music. It feels good.

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It’s 10:30 on a Saturday night.
Ya’ll are out drinkin – I hope.
Where am I? I’m in front of that microphone…making music.
Beer N Black baby.

Tweeter
Spring, summer, fall and winter, making music’s all I’m into
Til that booty calls, I’m gone when duty calls to lose the drawers
So you and all your friends can drink your gin and all your juice
Get loose, get wild, get ripped and tipsy til you and the liquor call a truce
You fall into a trance and dance yo pants off to the jams that I hand off to make you grind
And I ain’t too kind and I ain’t too fly but I damn sure make sure that you fine
I ain’t no blind man, 20/20, music writing’s made me funny
Gave me honeys, paid me money, showed I’m smarter, save it dummy

Super Chill performance song.

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Tweeter
The saddest sight, always thinking I had it right
I always get it, nothing flew over my average height
I asked my dad at night how do I get an afterlife?
Who knew an afterlife was just another path in life?
We spread our wings as though we trying to catch a flight
While others sitting suicidal with a jagged knife
Most of us struggling trying to get our swagga right
I know I’m going, I barely wetted my appetite
There’s an itsy bitsy line in between genius and lunacy
Why do I feel like I’m the only one who’s getting through to me
It’s like my mind is froze, stuck at 32 degrees
Way above foolery, somebody that it’s cool to be
I’m so ahead of you though you think you confusing me
So don’t confuse me with some loser with some fancy jewelry
Assuming I’m soon to be the ruler I choose to be
I think I’ll be the 1, 2, and 3 in music while cruising free

HOOK x 2
Sit back for a moment, lemme blow your mind
Got ya eyes wide open but you oh so blind
So fresh, so fly with a flow so fine
I‘ve always been in my prime, when I rhyme it’s showtime

JRock
It’s my dream to not need to
See what you’re getting is just a little preview
You saw the first movie now you’re scared to see the sequel
We’ve created a buzz that’s bigger than Beatles
Unconceivable what you can do when people believe in you
Re-lentless as a dryer sheet, all pistons firing
Slightly perspire while you admire me
I be the guy that you would fight and just die to be
So I keep quiet cause when I speak there’s no hiding me
I bite my lip but a beast sleeps inside of me
Locked in a cage but acting stupid, well you found the key
Back and forwards like you checker boards, just crowned a king
Similes and metaphors … man, phone’s bound to ring
You don’t get it, I’m hung without the choke
Outta sight without the scope
And on point without the poke
You see … you just words without the quote
A laugh without the joke
You just ash without the smoke

HOOK

Jrock/Tweeter
Haha back and forth like you checkerboards (Uh huh)
Me and you in a convo, this type of thing has never been seen
Like some blind folk in a blind fold
I stay mindful of my survival
Head west like Feivel with my rifle, ha I’m to die for
My arrival guaranteed to change thangs I’m alive for
Psycho got that crazy type flow insane I might go
Circles around you clowns like a cyclone
Mind blown better approach me with the right tone
This ain’t no Mike Jones type poem, when I get on the mic
It’s like I ignite minds and light domes
So let the bygones be bygones
Soon as I turn the lights off and flip the switch your Bye Gone
We got our eyes on the nice things, the nice clothes
Not dimes yo or ice froze tryin to gimme hypo (HYPO)
Thermia burn me a tight roll get my eyes blown
It’s time to catch a flight and give you an out of sight show

HOOK